SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. “Surfing Is My Religion” Tee

This tee is for the people who hear the word “Sunday” and immediately think “swell report.” The SALTLANTIC™ “Surfing Is MY Religion” Tee makes it official: you’re not spiritual, you’re salt‑ual.

On the back, the phrase SURFING IS MY RELIGION sits above a minimal surfboard underline — like a sacred signature from the Ocean Itself. It’s basically your baptism certificate, but with better typography. The front chest rocks the SALTLANTIC™ logo, because every belief system needs branding, and ours happens to look fantastic with boardshorts.

Made from soft cotton and pure bad decisions, this tee is perfect for:

• Skipping responsibilities because “the tide is doing something important”

• Explaining your belief system to strangers who absolutely did not ask

• Looking holy while eating a gas‑station breakfast burrito at 6 a.m.

• Performing miracles like standing up on a wave you definitely shouldn’t have paddled for

And yes — my priest wears boardshorts and forgets my name. That’s the level of organization we’re working with.

Your membership benefits include:

 • Free salt exfoliation

• Weekly wipeout therapy

 • Eternal stoke

• No judgment (except for SUPs — obviously)

Wear it proudly. Preach from the lineup. Convert the masses one wipeout at a time.