SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. “Handle With Chill” Tee
This tee is for the person who is so effortlessly chill it’s practically a superpower. The front left chest has a clean SALTLANTIC™ mark — subtle, calm, the fashion equivalent of a slow nod that says, “Yeah, I’m good.”
But the back? The back drops a massive “HANDLE WITH CHILL” like a boundary‑setting mic drop. Not fragile. Not soft. Just a very clear message: “I’m peaceful on purpose — don’t bring your chaos into my climate‑controlled vibe zone.”
Wearing this tee turns you into the kind of person who:
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Doesn’t raise their voice, but somehow ends every argument
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Has mastered the art of selective hearing (especially for drama)
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Radiates “I’m unbothered and it’s contagious”
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Can’t be rattled by loud people, bad moods, or weird energy
This isn’t a plea for gentleness — it’s a warning that your chill is non‑negotiable. You’re not fragile. You’re just not accepting negativity at this time, please try again never.
Perfect for:
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People who protect their peace like it’s a rare seashell
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Anyone who can’t be bothered with emotional turbulence
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Folks who stay calm even when the group chat is on fire
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Beach souls who run on sunshine, snacks, and “nah, I’m good”