SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. “Catch Waves, Not Feelings” Tee

This tee is for the girl who shows up to the beach with SPF 50, a surfboard, and absolutely no emotional availability. She’s here for clean sets, good vibes, and maybe a snack — but definitely not your situationship.

Wearing this shirt is basically posting a public service announcement: “If you’re not a wave, please stop trying to crash into my life.”

It’s the perfect uniform for:

• Dodging texts with the agility of a dolphin

• Politely declining red flags in boardshorts

• Choosing the ocean over emotional chaos

• And reminding everyone that the only thing she’s catching today is a perfect right‑hander

And because the graphic is printed loud and proud on the back, it’s perfectly positioned for maximum impact while she’s walking away, shaking off your nonsense, and leaving you on read in real time.

Cute, comfy, and carrying the exact amount of petty coastal energy needed to thrive, this tee radiates the chaotic confidence of someone who will paddle around you, steal your wave, blow you a sarcastic kiss, and then pretend she’s never seen you in her entire life.

Catch waves, not feelings. Because the ocean may toss you like a ragdoll, but at least it doesn’t text “wyd” at 1:47 a.m.