SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. “SURFER’S HANG 10 COMMANDMENTS” TEE

Duuuuude. This tee is basically the sacred scroll of surf‑life, except instead of being carved on stone tablets, it was scribbled on a soggy napkin at sunrise by some legend who definitely forgot his own name but remembered the stoke.

The Surfer’s Hang 10 Commandments are like… the rules of the universe, bro. Not like, boring rules — more like the cosmic guidelines you hear in your head right before you drop in on a wave that’s way above your pay grade. They’re chaotic. They’re spiritual. They’re the kind of wisdom you only unlock after getting absolutely yard‑sailed by a rogue set and coming up laughing.

Throw this tee on and instantly radiate:

“I totally meant to wipe out like that” energy

“Sunburn is a lifestyle, not a mistake” vibes

“Hydration is for people who don’t live dangerously” aura

“I’ve never been on time in my life” swagger

This shirt reads like a surfer prophet got blasted by a shorebreak, saw the face of the ocean, and she said, “Hang loose, my dude.”
It’s loud. It’s chaotic. It’s spiritually incorrect.
It’s basically a beach sermon delivered by a guy who thinks the tide schedule is a government conspiracy.

Wear it and prepare for strangers to stop you like:
“BRO. This shirt is speaking to my soul.”

Because it is.
It’s speaking to everyone’s soul.
In surfer slang.
At full volume.