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SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. "Salty AF" Mermaid Tee
$30.00
This mermaid didn’t rise from the sea to sing ballads—she came to roast the entire coastline. With scales brighter than a neon beach bar and a glare that could melt sunscreen, she’s the undisputed queen of salt.
Slip this tee on and suddenly you’re the kind of person who:
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Side‑eyes seagulls like they owe you rent.
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Laughs at tourists who think seashells are “rare.”
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Starts arguments with crabs just because they walk funny.
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Flips your hair so hard it knocks over three beach umbrellas and a cooler full of White Claws.
Printed on 100% soft cotton, it’s comfy enough for hammock naps, bold enough for boardwalk struts, and salty enough to season the entire Atlantic. 🌊✨