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SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. “RELAX, Bro! It’s Just a Breeze” Tee
$30.00
This shirt is basically Florida’s weather report written by a drunk flamingo. The graphic? A pink bird in flip-flops, casually sipping a cocktail while hurricane winds yeet palm trees into orbit. Roofs are flying, gators are parasailing, but the flamingo? He’s like, “Relax bro, it’s just a breeze.”
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Material: 100% cotton — softer than a pelican stealing your sandwich
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Graphic: Flamingo + flip-flops + cocktail + hurricane = Florida’s official emergency plan
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Style: Perfect for storm parties, beach bars, or explaining to tourists why plywood counts as interior design
Slip this on and you’re legally allowed to declare Category 5 hurricanes as “light gusts” while mixing margaritas in a gas station parking lot. 🌴🦩🍹💨