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SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. “Florida Man’s National Treasure” Tee
$30.00
This shirt is basically the state seal if it got sunburned and took up surfing. Featuring a surfboard wrapped in the Florida flag, framed by palm trees that look like they just voted for more humidity, this tee is your official uniform for swamp diplomacy and beachside chaos.
“In gators we trust. In sunscreen we believe.” Endorsed by: The Florida Department of Unofficial Vibes™
🎤 Florida Pledge of Allegiance™ “I pledge allegiance to the reef, and the united swamps of Florida, for which it stands — one peninsula, under humidity, with liberty and lizards for all.”
Wear it when:
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You’re attending a rocket launch in flip-flops and demanding key lime pie be considered a constitutional right
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You believe the palm tree is Florida’s national bird and the surfboard is its sacred scroll
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You want to declare independence from boring shirts and embrace full Florida absurdity
This tee doesn’t just rep the state — it rides it into the sunset on a wave of citrus and chaos.