SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. “Saltwater is my blood type™” Tee

  This tee isn’t just a vibe—it’s a diagnosis. Featuring bold lettering wrapped around a wave-filled blood drop, it’s wearable proof that you’re 90% ocean, 10% sunscreen, and 100% unbothered.

This shirt is for the ones who:

• Bleed brine and cry seafoam.

• Think hydration means “more salt, less shame.”

• Told their doctor, “I’m not dehydrated—I’m just tide-curious.”

• Once tried to register as a marine mammal for tax purposes.

Made from 100% soft cotton, it’s comfier than a manatee in a hammock and saltier than your ex’s texts.

Side effects may include:

• Uncontrollable beach cravings

• Sudden urge to roast freshwater fish

• Dramatic wave entrances

• Refusing to shower unless it’s in the ocean

Basically, it’s a tee that says: I’m not just coastal—I’m "Clinically Salty™". 🌊🩸🔥