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SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. "Saltwater Snapper™" Tee
$30.00
Forget surfer bros - this gator is the new coastal guru. The "Saltwater Snapper™" features a technicolor alligator surfing a wave with zero hands on the board, casually throwing a chakra hand like it just achieved enlightenment at the sandbar.
This tee is for the ones who:
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Believe reptiles should headline surf competitions.
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Know balance isn’t physics—it’s pure swagger.
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Think chakras align faster when you’re riding a barrel roll.
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Treat the ocean like both a playground and a spiritual TED Talk.
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Can explain enlightenment but still yell “YOLO” at the drop‑in.
Made from 100% soft cotton, it’s comfier than a hammock nap after three margaritas and cooler than a gator doing hot yoga in flip‑flops.
Side effects may include:
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Spontaneous gator impressions.
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Unsolicited surf lessons in parking lots.
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Spiritual awakenings at tiki bars.
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Aggressive side‑eye toward freshwater fish.
Basically, it’s wearable proof that SALTLANTIC™ doesn’t just surf—it transcends, flexes, and occasionally bites the vibe in half. 🐊🌊🖐️✨