SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. “Sea‑Feral” Tee

This tee is for the people who don’t “go to the beach” — they emerge from it like a cryptid with sunscreen in its eyes. The SALTLANTIC™ “Sea‑Feral” Tee is your official declaration that you are no longer fit for inland society. You’ve been claimed by the ocean. You belong to the tides now. Congratulations.

“Sea‑Feral” means:

• You flinch at car horns but not at rogue waves

 • You smell like saltwater even after showering

 • You’ve eaten enough salt to qualify as a seasoning

• You can smell low tide from an unreasonable distance

• You can identify wind direction faster than your own emotions

This tee is perfect for:

• Forgetting every responsibility you’ve ever had the moment you smell salt in the air

 • Staring at the ocean for 47 minutes straight without blinking

• Laughing maniacally after a wipeout that rearranged your spine

 • Getting knocked over by ankle‑high waves and pretending it was “part of the vibe”

• Forgetting how to behave in buildings

Soft cotton. Zero shame. Maximum salt content. It’s comfy enough to nap in after being body‑slammed by a wave you underestimated, and durable enough to survive your ongoing feud with the Atlantic.

This shirt doesn’t just say you’re beachy. It says you’re one tide cycle away from becoming a marine legend.

Wear it like you’re one splash away from evolving gills.