SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. “Salty AF” Mermaid Tee (Dead version)

Meet the mermaid they warned sailors about — the one who doesn’t sing you to your doom so much as side‑eye you there. She’s ancient, brined, and aggressively unbothered. She’s the patron saint of “don’t test me,” the ocean’s original HR department, and the reason entire coastlines have trust issues.

This tee is for the salt‑coded, the sun‑tired, the ones who thrive in high tide and low tolerance.
It’s soft, it’s coastal, and it carries the exact energy of a mythic sea‑creature who’s been over everyone’s nonsense since the Pleistocene.

Wear it because Salty AF isn’t a phase — it’s a lifestyle. RBF.. with barnacles.

100% coastal attitude. Zero apologies.  
Mermaid spine. Human sass. SALTLANTIC™ energy.