SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. “Responsibilities? I Don’t Know Her!” Tee

This tee is for the person who has fully, unapologetically abandoned the concept of adulthood. The front left chest carries a calm, collected SALTLANTIC™ mark — the last remaining sign that you are technically a functioning member of society.

But the energy of this shirt? Oh, it’s unhinged.

This tee announces to the world that you have ghosted your responsibilities so hard they’re still staring at their phone waiting for a text back. You didn’t just ignore them — you faked your own disappearance and let the tide take the rest.

Wearing this shirt transforms you into a creature who:

• Has achieved enlightenment through strategic avoidance

• Treats obligations like optional side quests

• Believes “later” is a valid lifestyle

• Would rather be horizontal in the sand than vertical in a meeting

This tee radiates the vibe of someone who has fully checked out, left an out‑of‑office message on their soul, and is now spiritually unreachable. Anyone trying to remind you of deadlines, chores, or “being a responsible adult” will be met with a slow blink and the emotional equivalent of a dial tone.

Your entire aura becomes: “If it’s important, the ocean will handle it.”

Perfect for:

• People who have never met a responsibility they didn’t immediately dodge

• Surfers who treat accountability like a rip current

• Anyone who has ever whispered “not my problem” to the universe

• Beach dwellers who believe avoidance is a sport

Side effects may include:

• Chronic chill

• Selective amnesia for anything stressful

• Sudden urge to bury yourself in sand

• Becoming legally uncontactable