SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. “HANG LOOSE, MY DUDE” TEE

The Shirt That Has Fully Abandoned Society

This tee radiates the exact energy of a dude who woke up face‑down in the sand, stood up, shrugged, and said “vibes.” The back graphic features a hyper‑colorful shaka that looks like it was drawn by a tropical storm with a personality disorder. Wrapped around it is “Hang Loose, My Dude,” which reads like a threat, a blessing, and a medical diagnosis all at once.

Put this shirt on and instantly become the kind of person who:

• Calls every wave “my guy”

• Hasn’t had a coherent thought since the tide came in

• Moves like a hermit crab that’s late for work

• Laughs at jokes no one told

• Says “broooo” at three different volumes in one sentence

• Has sand in places science cannot explain

The SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. chest mark on the front is the only thing keeping this tee from being legally classified as a beach goblin.

This shirt is ideal for:

• People who think time is a social construct

• Surfers who paddle out with zero plan and maximum confidence

• Anyone who has ever tried to high‑five a wave

• Folks who believe “Hang Loose” is a full emotional support system

It’s loud. It’s chaotic. It’s aggressively relaxed. It’s the textile equivalent of a surfer popping up mid‑wipeout just to throw a shaka at the universe.