SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. “Florida Sober” Tee

 “Florida Sober” does not mean what you think it means.
It means you’ve survived at least three hurricanes, two questionable beach bars, one rogue gator sighting, and you still showed up to brunch like nothing happened.

This tee features a palm tree with a suspicious little wink on the back — the kind of wink that says:
“I’ve seen things. I will not be elaborating.”

And on the front?
Your classic SALTLANTIC™ chest logo, but with a wink so obvious it’s practically filing paperwork.
It’s the visual equivalent of someone saying “I’m fine” while holding a flamingo-shaped cocktail.

Perfect for people who know “Florida Sober” is a state of mind

Soft. Coastal. Slightly unhinged.
Just like you.
Just like us.
Just like Florida.

SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. fueled by saltwater and decisions we won’t be explaining...