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SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. “I Don’t Flock Wit’Chu” Flamingo Tee
$30.00
This tee is for the person who woke up today and chose tropical disrespect. The back graphic features a solo flamingo standing there like it just denied three brunch invitations, blocked its ex, and filed a noise complaint against your entire vibe. Underneath it, the phrase “I Don’t Flock Wit’Chu” sits proudly — a polite, beach‑friendly way of saying “please remove yourself from my personal coastline.”
The flamingo isn’t part of a flock. The flamingo is the flock. And the flock is closed.
The front chest keeps it classy with the SALTLANTIC™ logo — a little preview before people see the back and realize you’re not here to mingle, flock, or tolerate nonsense.
Perfect for:
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Walking past someone you know and pretending you don’t
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Sending a message without using your inside voice
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People who identify spiritually with a bird that stands on one leg and judges everyone
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Anyone who wants to broadcast “nope” energy from 50 feet away
Soft, bold, and carrying the exact amount of sun‑soaked sass, this tee lets the world know you’re not flocking around today — or any day.
Basically, it’s wearable proof that flamingos aren’t just fabulous—they’re lifestyle icons of petty independence. 🦩✨