SALTLANTIC™ Surf Co. “Catch Waves, Not Feelings” Tee (Bro version)

This tee is for the emotionally unavailable wave chaser.
Back graphic: A surfer throwing a shaka mid-wave like, “Feelings? Never heard of her.”
Front graphic: SALTLANTIC™ logo with a centered surfer who’s clearly ghosted three exes and one group chat.

Fit: Relaxed enough to dodge commitment

Fabric: Softer than your last situationship

Style: Coastal, chaotic, and 100% salt-powered

Whether you’re paddling out or peacing out, this tee says:
“I’m here for the tide, not the talk.”
“I surf better than I communicate.”
“I’ll catch a wave before I catch feelings — and I’ll do it in style.”

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Wear it like you’ve got 99 problems and none of them are emotional availability.